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"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
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