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Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
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