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Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keysI'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Take me drunk, I'm home!Take me drunk, I'm home!
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at partiesBathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
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