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"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
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