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Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
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