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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
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