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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 91
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
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