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'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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