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Leaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rush
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
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