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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 85
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
im so sexy
Take me drunk, I'm home!
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