Best statuses Najbolji statusi Najboljši statusi Najbolji statusi Najbolji statusi Најбољи статуси

Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 83

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" buttonWonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Page: