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Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
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