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Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
COD. Also known as: Cause of Divorce
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
A boy that can point to a girl and say: "yeah, that's my girl, isn't she beautiful :)"
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
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