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Having weird inside jokes with your friends
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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