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Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
I must go. My planet needs me.I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
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