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I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
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