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Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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