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Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
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