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God, If you give us back 2pac, you can have Justin Bieber.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
terpaksa harus sendiri....
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
What goes around, comes around!!!!
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