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Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
And now I know that there's a link between the two, being close to craziness and being close to you.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
Do not tell God how big problem do you have. Tell your problem how big God do you have. <3
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
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