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Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
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