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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 118
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
High Heels ♥
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
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