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Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 118
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
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