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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicappedMen are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Walking alone in search of lyf.........Walking alone in search of lyf.........
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
terpaksa harus sendiri....terpaksa harus sendiri....
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