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Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriageLost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I ♥ my dadI ♥ my dad
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake......with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
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