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I'm saving my first kiss for marriage
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
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