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Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN**LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.Dear MATH please grow up and solve your own problems.....I'm tired of always helping you.
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
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