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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
YA got me 1 nil
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
~ The Soul's Shadow ~ There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~ Philosopher's Words ~
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..<3<3<3
Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<
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