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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat... My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!
I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clueAT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older''Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
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