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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 21
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
Turn your computer upside down and read this. ♥HCnW OS n 3AO7 I. LIKE if you tried :)
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
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