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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 21
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
nobody bring me DOWN!
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
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