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Blaming it on PMSBlaming it on PMS
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the boxWho ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different personI may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
hey dude . your so coolhey dude . your so cool
My favorite number is #1My favorite number is #1
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