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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 24
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
You're on my to do list ;)
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
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