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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 26
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
f**kin cold yo! >.<
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
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