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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 26
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
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