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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob MarleySome people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicornDropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statusesTrying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
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