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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 31
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
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