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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 34
To me, you're perfect.
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .
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