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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 37
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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