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"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers...""NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?""You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovelyIf the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
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