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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 36
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Supp peepz yo yo yo
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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