Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 38
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard