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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 32
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you're rich,I'm free!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
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