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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 69
Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I Spam Your Mom
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
Weridoooo ;D -yeah you ! :D
Angel by day..Devil by night :P
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