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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 72
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
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