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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 34
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
Get a life!!!
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
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