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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 35
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
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