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LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Like this if u are tired of school already d:Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When words fail music speaksWhen words fail music speaks
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
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