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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 37
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
When boys do that cute half smile :)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
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