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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Waling alone in search of lyf.........Waling alone in search of lyf......... [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing EmI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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do it than talk^do it than talk^ [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3 [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3 [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone... [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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the awkward moment when your friend becomes a presidentthe awkward moment when your friend becomes a president [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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I miss you,you dumb a*s!I miss you,you dumb a*s! [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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