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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 46
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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