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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 48
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Like if you don't smoke.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
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