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I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
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