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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 52
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
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