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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 44
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
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