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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
If you're rich,I'm free!If you're rich,I'm free!
When love goes wrong nothing goes rightWhen love goes wrong nothing goes right
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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