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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 62
Like if you don't smoke.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
The kids next door have challenged me to a water fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for the kettle to boil.
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