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"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
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