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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 30
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
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