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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 32
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
Girl : Why do you keep on following me?! Boy : Because when i was young, mom told me to follow my dreams
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I am who I am, if you don't like me... That's your problem. ;)
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
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