Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 35
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye. 
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Rule #1: don't be #2
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard